Thursday, January 22, 2004

Rover distressed

We're very much dismayed to hear the news that the Rover Spirit has "a serious anomaly" and has been issuing a distress signal.

But wouldn't it be cool if the reason was that the exploratory space vehicle had tripped the security alarms of some nearby colony, so over the last few days the Martians assembled and devised a war plan and stormed down on Rover, atomizing it!?

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